Whenever piecewise smooth functions come up in math class, I'm always reminded of Warcode's "my ass is piecewise smooth" description. War, you need to teach. Immediately.

The problem with growing up in Canada and not becoming a citizen until now is that people assume I was American. I mean, who else would have this outrageous accent if not a Canadian?

It was a good excuse for missing one my classes last week, though.

Prof: "Oh... well, welcome to Canada."