Archives: How Hot Is It?
August 13, 2003
It's Soooo Hot...
(How Hot Is It?)
... that I'm holding a piece of frozen chicken near my forehead and watching the fog roll off. The chicken is for dinner. I might cook it first.
Posted at 07:53 PM
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August 10, 2003
It's Soooo Hot...
(How Hot Is It?)
... that some of the doors in my house have expanded and now stick in their frames. I now live in constant fear of becoming trapped in the washroom until winter, eeking out a living by eating toiletries.
Posted at 02:48 PM
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June 27, 2003
It's Soooo Hot...
(How Hot Is It?)
... that when I step off the bus, I think I have stepped into the bus' exhaust flow, and that it will pass in a moment. It doesn't.
Posted at 11:19 AM
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June 26, 2003
It's Soooo Hot...
(How Hot Is It?)
... that the posters are falling off my walls. The ticky-tacky stuff holding them up is melting. Melting.
Posted at 09:59 AM
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