Archives: How Hot Is It?
August 13, 2003
It's Soooo Hot... (How Hot Is It?)

... that I'm holding a piece of frozen chicken near my forehead and watching the fog roll off. The chicken is for dinner. I might cook it first.

Posted at 07:53 PM | Comments (2)
August 10, 2003
It's Soooo Hot... (How Hot Is It?)

... that some of the doors in my house have expanded and now stick in their frames. I now live in constant fear of becoming trapped in the washroom until winter, eeking out a living by eating toiletries.

Posted at 02:48 PM | Comments (1)
June 27, 2003
It's Soooo Hot... (How Hot Is It?)

... that when I step off the bus, I think I have stepped into the bus' exhaust flow, and that it will pass in a moment. It doesn't.

Posted at 11:19 AM | Comments (1)
June 26, 2003
It's Soooo Hot... (How Hot Is It?)

... that the posters are falling off my walls. The ticky-tacky stuff holding them up is melting. Melting.

Posted at 09:59 AM | Comments (1)