August 10, 2003
It's Soooo Hot... (How Hot Is It?)

... that some of the doors in my house have expanded and now stick in their frames. I now live in constant fear of becoming trapped in the washroom until winter, eeking out a living by eating toiletries.

Posted: August 10, 2003 02:48 PM
by: on August 11, 2003 12:14 AM:

i worked at marks & spencer during the BSE crisis a few years back and we had to destroy all our soaps because they were made from animal fat and might have CJD prions. so don’t eat any british soap.

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