Hour 3 of the Superbowl pregame show. Head exploding. Good news: Dragnet is back, with "Married... with Children"'s Ed O'Neill as Friday, and "Can't Hardly Wait"'s Ethan Embry as Frank. Bad news: not to be outdone by Fox, ABC will be airing "Are You Hot?" the search for America's sexiest people.
"... not your father's Dragnet"
-- Dick Wolf
You can tell that america is really in the crapper when one of the more distinguished networks begins airing stuff to “compete” with FOX.