Well, for the first time, I saw an add for DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball on TV (cable). To be fair, they made no attempt to sugar-coat it for you, the 14 to 30 year old male viewer and all-around target demographic. However, the actual screen-shots were fairly sedate.

It left me feeling strangely conflicted; I couldn't say, "They're trying to pretend to cling to some modicum of legitimacy," and yet I also couldn't say, "They crammed the maximum possible amount of revenue-generating Sexy Sex into their 30 second spot on Comedy Central." It's going to bug me all week.