September 19, 2002
fortune -o strikes again

Antiflux users will likely be well-acquainted with the lovely fortune message at every login. It is how I came upon this Saskatchewan-themed limerick a few weeks ago:

There was a young man of Saskatchewan,

Whose penis was truly gargantuan.

      It was good for large whores,

      And for small dinosaurs,

And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.

Posted by warcode at September 19, 2002 11:34 AM
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You need some help dude. Also, less scary "skin the squirrel and drink it from a bottle" friends are in order too...

Posted by: bricode on September 19, 2002 04:22 PM

Easy bro . . . I didn't write the poem. And despite its somewhat unseemly content, you have to admit that there aren't many limericks that feature Saskatchewan.

Posted by: warcode on September 19, 2002 06:36 PM
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