Antiflux users will likely be well-acquainted with the lovely fortune message at every login. It is how I came upon this Saskatchewan-themed limerick a few weeks ago:
There was a young man of Saskatchewan,
Whose penis was truly gargantuan.
It was good for large whores,
And for small dinosaurs,
And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.
You need some help dude. Also, less scary "skin the squirrel and drink it from a bottle" friends are in order too...
Posted by: bricode on September 19, 2002 04:22 PMEasy bro . . . I didn't write the poem. And despite its somewhat unseemly content, you have to admit that there aren't many limericks that feature Saskatchewan.
Posted by: warcode on September 19, 2002 06:36 PM