December 30, 2002
explosives and safety gear

I got a package from my (car) dealer today. It includes a thank-you card, a shiny Nissan keychain, and a well-stocked bag of emergency stuff that I suppose I'm supposed to keep in my trunk.

The emergency bag contains a flashlight, first aid kit, gloves, tire puncter seal spray, jumper cables, and a flare! "ALWAYS POINT AWAY FROM FACE AND BODY WHEN IGNITING AND AFTERWARDS." This will make car trouble fun again.

Posted by tim at December 30, 2002 12:32 PM
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I think you should also invest in a flare GUN.
These come in great handy. Also doubles as a weapon when you point it AWAY from your body and
towards someone elses!

Posted by: drj on December 31, 2002 02:58 AM

flare guns are for weenies. fire it using your teeth.

Posted by: michal on January 6, 2003 11:33 AM
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