You know that you've been awake too long when it takes you upwards of twenty minutes to notice that people are driving on the left-hand side of the road.

I'm in Tokyo (I can tell because there was an earthquake last night). I'd like to say that it's because I'm the newest contestant on The Amazing Race, but I don't have enough personality quirks for that to be the case; I'm here for a database conference.

Girls in sailor outfits... check.