That's right. One year ago this very day our parent company (name withheld to avoid search engines) went bankrupt, beginning one of the least pleasant periods in my working life. On the bright side, I remain unindicted and will thus avoid federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for a while longer. Also, it looks like I'll be out of work come April when the whole shebang finally claws its way to completion, so expect to see me selling pencils on the street.

Bankruptcy Day presents are still being accepted. Cash only please.