December 02, 2002
Happy Bankruptcy!

That's right. One year ago this very day our parent company (name withheld to avoid search engines) went bankrupt, beginning one of the least pleasant periods in my working life. On the bright side, I remain unindicted and will thus avoid federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for a while longer. Also, it looks like I'll be out of work come April when the whole shebang finally claws its way to completion, so expect to see me selling pencils on the street.

Bankruptcy Day presents are still being accepted. Cash only please.

Posted by savidant at December 02, 2002 12:50 PM

you are a winner! free bankruptcy presents galore presented by sexy women in elf costumes! but you must come to vancouver to collect it.

Posted by: erin on December 2, 2002 02:46 PM

Your experience at ***** makes you uniquely qualified to trade pencil credits in the highly speculative (and lucrative!) stationary market.

Posted by: tim on December 2, 2002 05:26 PM
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