June 24, 2003
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

In a somewhat impressive mind-over-matter/software-over-hardware display of power, I just killed my PC speaker. I wasn't even trying to. I accidentally piped a whole bunch of splatter to standard out (tar -cz bigFile) in an XWin window. In the second or so before I killed it, it built up a whole lotta' beepin' that it needed to get off it's chest. Since the same thing had (also accidentally) happened a few minutes earlier (gzip -c tarFile -- some of you may have guessed that I am over disk quota), only to peter out after 30 seconds or so, I was not alarmed.

For your amusement, I have provided a transcript of the lab proceedings during the event in question.

T. EDMUNDS:
Crap.

P.C. SPEAKER:
Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

P. KRY (Searching around the room):
What's that?

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

T. EDMUNDS:
It's mine. I just piped a whole bunch of stuff to standard out.

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

P. KRY:
And that makes it beep?

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

T. EDMUNDS:
Apparantly.

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

P. KRY:
So... are you going to stop it?

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

T. EDMUNDS:
No, it'll just peter out.

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

P. KRY:
Just kill your window!

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beepbeepbeepbeep...

T. EDMUNDS:
I've already started another tar operation. Don't worry, it's about to stop...

P.C. SPEAKER:
...beep ZAP!

T. EDMUNDS:
Hmm...

Posted: June 24, 2003 06:21 PM
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