I was thinking just the other day, "What forum is there for me to ask the world at large why matresses have flowery decorations on them?"
Without further ado:
Why do matresses have flowery decorations (or decorations of any sort) on them?
i think the overly gaudy and busy floral patterns have been scientifcally proven to best disguise X stains, where X is your choice of fluids, bodily or otherwise.
disgusting, yes, but also shockingly plausible. you’ll never look at a brown rose the same way ever again.