i've used jwz's rants in so many of my flame-wars / discussions it's not even funny. and the hours wasted on http://www.jwz.org/gruntle/ ... it's not even funny the productivity lost to him.

Is that the one where he chases his tail on the bar stool ("Come here, you . . .") and falls off? 'Cause that one is awesome.

I also don't like people who sit in the seats closest to the aisle in the back rows. Those are for people who have to run across campus just to make it to class on time...