At least you didn't tell him there were "flies on your dick"... or bust into the anthem of "Poopship destroyer" that's one of my favourites.

....I've been chewin' on this brownie
And I thinks I'm almost through

Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who
I told you to jam the frequency
This sector's chartered by you ....

I love the story about Dave Cox, who's the chef you're talking about. Amazing guy, amazing chef, and a Ween fan... what could be better!