ha! all that law-abiding goody-goodyness, for nothing.
you should take a page from the dave wilson driving handbook:

if you're not accelerating, you're braking.
if you're doing neither, and you're still in the car,
you better be having sex.

this equals guaranteed speeding tickets, or at least arrests
for indecent exposure.

(that second one wasn't originally in the handbook, but i think
dave would agree with me that it fits.)

what if you've just gone out to your car to get some sleep?

Then you'd better be drunk.

check.