Maybe it is because the first line contains the word "bathroom" but i have read the first paragraph several times now and keep misreading "peeling" as "peeing."
I like to think of you envisioning peeing as a duty.
I'm just impressed that your bathroom has multiple counters.
Beth: Perhaps it is moreso peeing _in a bathroom_ that is the duty. And of course now I'm reading "duty" as "doodie", and we have further devolved.
Jen: Yeah, it's handy for keeping reading material separate from the toiletries.