things i learned at the track

1. the horse with 70-1 odds is not going to pull from behind to show, even if you promise to convert to catholicism and perform an act of mortification every day.

2. sometimes the perkiest looking horse doesn't look that way because he's fast, it's because he has to pee.

3. the smell of lost hopes and shattered dreams smells oddly like an old guy smoking a cheap cigar.

Posted by missjenn at November 4, 2002 12:03 AM
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