got no bike

that’s the fucking worst, grant. was it an expensive bike or was it a cheap one that ran well enough that it’s gonna be a huge hassle to replace it?

it was a cheap-ass canadian tire bmx. but it was my bike.

i left it attached to a lamp post with a kryptonite chain, on the busiest street on campus. maybe the padlock wasn’t clicked shut all the way.

bike thieves are the lowest form of life on the entire planet.

don’t worry grant… whoever stole your bike is doomed to die of a syphilitic infection after some back-alley hoodlum fucks them in their eyehole… the only proper end for a bike thief.

i’m very sorry about your bike, but the most shocking part of this whole post was “while i was in class.”

when did you go back to school? and what are you doing?

holy shit i didn’t even think about that part. come on, grant, spill da beans.

i’ve been at the university of windsor the past term, taking comp sci classes.