February 04, 2003
horrorscope

"SCORPIO

Love affairs and dealing with children are not exactly upbeat today. A failure to communicate plus genuine misunderstandings are both possible. People aren't relating emotionally well to each other today. Everyone is a tad standoffish and cool. (Which is not cool.)" (Georgia Nichols, The Province - February 4, 2003)

The only thing she's got wrong is the part about the children, as I haven't encountered any today. Though, there are still 2 hours left to go... maybe I'll meet some on the way home.

Posted by erin at February 04, 2003 09:49 PM
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I'll give you cool in a sec if you don't smarten up young lady! oh yeah, and georgia nichols is the worst astronomer ever. "today is a good day for shopping". yeah ok, can you think of something new to say?

Posted by: r. on February 4, 2003 10:41 PM

Astronomer != Astrologer

I can't emphasize the difference enough.

Posted by: sav on February 5, 2003 08:28 AM

the sun changed their astronomers and i can't get used to it or really enjoy my horoscope anymore. i was trying to live each day such that my horoscope was fulfilled. this assssstralreflections thing sure sucks wang.

Posted by: beth on February 5, 2003 09:11 AM

bah. they all suck. just run fortune until you get something
that looks vaguely applicable... my last one involved tattooed
virgos... dave? anything you're not telling us?

also, if anyone's a horse a in the chinese zodiac, you should
totally get your fortune done soon. chris did, and apparently
he's due for a run of bad luck that will last until he's
_forty five_.

Posted by: michal on February 5, 2003 10:24 AM

Aren't most of antiflux types horses?

Posted by: warcode on February 5, 2003 11:16 AM

yeah, but we're all different horses. it depends on what elements dominate your horoscope.

Posted by: michal on February 5, 2003 11:25 AM

snake.

Posted by: ben on February 5, 2003 11:44 AM

bacon!

Posted by: tim on February 5, 2003 12:07 PM

i remember the year of the bacon... that was a good year.

Posted by: ben on February 5, 2003 12:21 PM

1978, earth horses bad luck starting in july ish until november ish. very bad year money wise. also something about being dillusional. grasping at your reflection and seeing cows with two tails.

Posted by: larv on February 6, 2003 12:54 AM
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